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Rochester, Earth
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Well, I mean, it's not like things could get worse...
Greater Bostonia
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Oh, woops, I meant to write 'the solution is trivial.'
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(X) looks like a butt hole. How appropriate.
Rochester, Earth
Looks like a problem to be solved with 'What Three Words.'. Just look up where in your house the box was and write that on the side.
Rochester, Earth
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hash tables work just like this #trueprogrammingfacts
Earth, Sol system, Western spiral arm
some of these sound suspiciously like correct horse battery stable.
chicago
So this is basically what it looks like when I pack out.
Washington, DC
Later, when I remember that I'm calling movers, I frantically scribble over the labels and write 'NORMAL HOUSE STUFF' on all of them, which actually makes things worse.
The joke is: more than a couple star gazing scientists are a little like that sometimes. It's cool, really, sometimes.
Rochester, Earth
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Some of you may be thinking, 'But wait, isn't the brightest star in our sky the Sun?' I think that's a great question and you should totally ask it. On the infinite tree of possible conversations spread out before us, I think that's definitely the most promising branch.
![[Dog returns with the end of a string in its mouth] [Voice drifts down from the sky] Kites are fun!](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kites.png "[Dog returns with the end of a string in its mouth] [Voice drifts down from the sky] Kites are fun!")
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