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#1289; In which Revolution is advised

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The viceroyship is primarily a ceremonial post, entertaining visiting dignitaries and the like in order to free up the Archduke's time for actual governance.

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Skotte
594 days ago
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If only it were so simple
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MaryEllenCG
597 days ago
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Well, I mean, it's not like things could get worse...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Math Professor's Lemma

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Skotte
630 days ago
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(X) looks like a butt hole. How appropriate.
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Moving Boxes

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Later, when I remember that I'm calling movers, I frantically scribble over the labels and write 'NORMAL HOUSE STUFF' on all of them, which actually makes things worse.
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Skotte
667 days ago
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Looks like a problem to be solved with 'What Three Words.'. Just look up where in your house the box was and write that on the side.
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jepler
668 days ago
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hash tables work just like this #trueprogrammingfacts
Earth, Sol system, Western spiral arm
codersquid
668 days ago
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some of these sound suspiciously like correct horse battery stable.
chicago
Ironica
667 days ago
*staple. (That is probably why your login wasn't working.)
hannahdraper
668 days ago
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So this is basically what it looks like when I pack out.
Washington, DC
alt_text_bot
668 days ago
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Later, when I remember that I'm calling movers, I frantically scribble over the labels and write 'NORMAL HOUSE STUFF' on all of them, which actually makes things worse.

Stargazing

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Some of you may be thinking, 'But wait, isn't the brightest star in our sky the Sun?' I think that's a great question and you should totally ask it. On the infinite tree of possible conversations spread out before us, I think that's definitely the most promising branch.
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Skotte
885 days ago
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The joke is: more than a couple star gazing scientists are a little like that sometimes. It's cool, really, sometimes.
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alt_text_bot
947 days ago
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Some of you may be thinking, 'But wait, isn't the brightest star in our sky the Sun?' I think that's a great question and you should totally ask it. On the infinite tree of possible conversations spread out before us, I think that's definitely the most promising branch.

Kites

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[Dog returns with the end of a string in its mouth] [Voice drifts down from the sky] Kites are fun!
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Skotte
1016 days ago
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I enjoy these surrealist endeavors. =)
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Profits and Process

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Skotte
1142 days ago
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True story!!!
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